Welcome... I Knew You Would Come...

sylvia aboutHello Friend:

I was born with many gifts, one of which I became aware of from a very young age. At five years old, I lost my beloved grandmother. A week after she passed, I was in my bedroom, practicing for my first-ever dance recital in front of my full-length mirror when I saw her image in the reflection. I watched in awe as she bumped, grinded, and shimmied her way across the length of the room.

She turned to me and said, “Sylvia, you have many special talents. Choose wisely, and you will make the world a better place.”

Twenty years later, I was a professional burlesque artist known as “Sylvia, the Shimmying Siren,” playing in all of the top clubs from LA to New York, Paris, and beyond. But then one fateful night, my grandmother reappeared to me, and I was haunted by her words:

“Remember when I said choose wisely? I’m not saying you don’t have a fantastic shimmy -- of course do, you take after me -- but dollface, maybe you should rethink the career path.”

Grandma’s words proved very true, as six months later my tassels caught on fire when I shimmied too close to a Flaming Banana (that’s not a euphemism, it was a popular drink at the time). As I recovered, I realized my true calling was to use my psychic gifts to help people. Still, you can take the girl out of the twirl, but I’ll always add a twist to my work with Extra Sensual Perceptions, Cunning Clairvoyance, and Titillating Tarot.

Please check out my ReadingsI guarantee that I will strip away your psychic inhibitions -- both literally and, of course, physically -- or your money will gladly be refunded, all in dollar bills.

Sylvia the Psychic Stripper